London, is this real life? Or is this just FANTASY?
The time has seriously come for an update.
Geoffrey approaches. The crowd pushes forward, squeezing. Geoffrey sees my painting, and holds it.
Geoffrey: Oh look at that. You want me to sign this? This is Johnny!
Me: But I love you tooooooo!
He signs, still holding it.
Geoffrey: We must get Johnny to sign!
Geoffrey looks around him, searching for Johnny. Hoping Geoffrey had a good grasp on the painting, I let go. Now he had to find him! Suddenly Geoffrey walks away from the fans behind the barriers. The crowd erupts into cheers.
Johnny is standing across the carpet posing for photographers. When Geoffrey appears by his side, the cameras begin firing like crazy! People obscure my view of the carpet, and all is just a frenzy of bodies. Geoffrey returns smiling widely, and hands me my signed painting.
Me: THANK YOUUUU!!!
Geoffrey: You’re welcome!
Favorite man ever.
Later on, Johnny finally arrives to our area to give signatures. Hardly looking up, he signs everything he can get his hands on. Being rushed by, he looks at my painting. ”Signed that one,” he says with a smirk.
Rob Marshall: Well done!
Kevin McNally: That’s excellent!
Interviewer: Oh look, some more brilliant art work. You didn’t paint that.
Me: Yes! I did!
Interviewer: No you didn’t.
Interviewer: How long did that take you?
Me: Monday and Tuesday.
Interviewer: Only two days? How much is it?
Me: I’m not selling it! I’ll give it to Johnny, but I won’t sell it.
Interviewer: She’ll give it to Johnny! Where are you from?
Interviewer: California, what’s your name?
Cameraman zooms in painting getting all seven signatures. Pans up and down.