“So… how’s life?”: Little Venice/ Regents Park Edition
German #1:
“Life? It wuz a good day. Sawr nice things, waorm weather.”
“No, I mean..,” moves hands in a big circle, “life.”
“Like whuat?”
“Happiness.”
“Well, I am vurry ‘appy; I am a ‘appy guy. haha.”
German #2:
“I yam vurry happee. Theis is a great tyam of my life. Seeing the world.” (or something equivalent)
“Really? Not sure if I believe that.”
“Why?”
“You mentioned walks of emotions.”
silence
“ha ha ha”
“Why you laugh?”
“Because!”
“because! because!”
“Your silence amuses me.”
“My silence?”
silence
“It’s okay. Really, it’s okay.”
French mademoiselle:
“I need to pee.”
three hours later
“I said I needed to pee at 2! I still need to pee.”
Addendum:
“I am tired.”
“As sleepy as last night?”
“Yeah! I was so sleepy last night, I don’t even remember telling you that!”
Addendum:
“I wish I were hungry!”
“I am so cold!”
Spaniard:
“I yam a beeg party ani-mal!”
American #2 (because I’m #1, obviously):
“Jason didn’t care while others were looking for the right way to go.”
“this photo and caption describes my general attitude towards life”
China Girl:
“It was a nice trip, else Tony and Jason would blame me.”
Polish Dame:
“You would not notice if someone stole from you!”
Imagine, really try if you could, to hear all of these words spoken in the respective accents of the speakers. Thank you.
